I never "Send Error Report"

Don't wanna get anybody fired, you know.

Johnny Cash

Born on today's date, Johnny Cash.

"Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight."

I think Gaddafi's only chance to get out is to buy a guitar....

....claim to be Ritchie Blackmore and fly off to a Deep Purple or Rainbow gig.

Open to any other suggestions though.

If you don't have a Charlie Sheen post up now....

....you don't like traffic on your site.

"Vatican Assassin Warlocks!"

His apocalypse is now!

That said, his rants are still closer to the real National Anthem than what Christian Aguilera was doing.

When that white guy with the dreadlocks showed up....

....everybody felt a little better about themselves.

And nobody wanted him to leave either!

For once in my naked-in-public dreams....

....I just want to be able to strut around confidently without a care.

Not this running from tree to tree stuff.

I'm gonna take a break from learning from my mistakes

Gonna live dangerously for a while.

Next week, I'll go back.